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Starters & Small Plates
Our Famous Sourdough with Balsamic & Olive Oil

R60

Cheesy Focaccia with Trio of Dips
Tzatziki, hummus & olive tapenade

R150

Chimichurri Steak Strips

R170

Creamy Peri-Peri Chicken Livers

R90

Fried Calamari with Seasoned Mayo

R130

Buffalo Wings

R90

Fried Halloumi with Sweet Chilli Sauce

R120

Cheesy Nachos

Add: Pulled pork R25

R135

*Prices are subject to change

Breakfasts

With your choice of bread – Rye/ Sourdough/ Ciabatta/ Wrap

Breakfast Jaffel
Bolognese mince, béchamel sauce, soft egg, crispy onions & fresh basil

R80

Omelette
Three-egg omelette with bacon, tomato & cheese

R110

Sunrise Brekkie
Two fried eggs, bacon, grilled tomato & bread

R75

The Big Breakfast
Boerewors, two eggs, two grilled tomatoes, extra thick sourdough, three strips of bacon & a portobello mushroom stuffed with cream cheese & cheddar

R165

Smashed Avo on Toast

R75

Flapjack Stack
Three flapjacks, fresh berries, caramelized banana, crème fraîche & maple syrup

R129

American style French Toast
Bread, bacon, caramelised banana, & maple flavoured crème fraiche

R140

Seasonal Fruit Bowl with Greek Yogurt

R110

Breakfast Bagel
Cream cheese, fried egg, avo & salmon

R165

*Prices are subject to change

Geeky Toasties

Add regular chips R35

Pizza Toastie

Tomato base, mozzarella cheese & pepperoni on sourdough

R110

Bacon Egg & Cheese Toastie

R115

Chicken Mayo Toastie

R115

Pulled Pork Open Sandwich
With pickled red onion, crispy onions, rocket & Emmental cheese on sourdough, served with coleslaw

R135

Mozzarella, Basil Pesto & Sundried Tomato Toastie

R115

*Prices are subject to change

Burgers

Add: Regular Chips R35

Doughnut Burger
Beef patty, smashed onion & cheese, two bacon rashers, cranberry dressing on a doughnut

R110

Double Chilli Burger
Two beef patties, mixed peppers, jalapeño & cheese sauce on a homemade bun

R130

Geek Beef
100g beef patty, tomato, red onion, lettuce, BBQ sauce on a homemade bun

R90

Geek Chicken
Grilled or fried chicken breast, tomato, red onion, lettuce, sweet chilli mayo on a homemade bun

R95

Double Fried Onion & Bacon
Two beef patties, tomato, fried onion, smoked bacon, lettuce, gherkins, BBQ sauce, cheese sauce on a homemade bun

R155

*Prices are subject to change
All Time Favourites
St. Louis Pork Ribs
R270
Calamari

Grilled or fried, served with a tartare sauce

R220

Grilled Salmon
Grilled salmon, smashed baby potatoes, green beans & lemon butter sauce

R240

Traditional English-Style Pub Fish & Chips
Perfect with a draught! Fried hake, served with mashed peas, twice-cooked chips & homemade tartare sauce

R195

Butter Chicken 

R195

Chicken Schnitzel
Choice of mushroom or cheese sauce

R195

Chicken Wrap

R145

Fried Chicken Strips
with Basil & Chilli Mayo

R105

Deboned Chicken Thighs
Three deboned chicken thighs glazed in tikka sauce

R180

Quesadillas
Emmental cheddar, mozzarella, spicy mayo & a side salad or chips

R130

Creamy Cajun Chicken Pasta

R165

*Prices are subject to change
Salads & Poke Bowls
Geek House Green Salad
Mixed greens, edamame, cucumber, parmesan, toasted pumpkin seeds, dried cranberries & balsamic dressing

R140

Halloumi And Chicken Salad
Grilled halloumi, crumbed chicken strips, red onion, mixed peppers, paw paw, caramelised macadamia nuts & cranberry dressing

R170

Salmon Poke Bowl
Salmon, avo, edamame, pickled cucumber, rice, black sesame seeds & dill cream cheese

R200

Chicken Poke Bowl
Grilled chicken, rice, broccoli, carrot & cucumber ribbons, pawpaw, sesame seeds & coriander cream cheese

R140

Exotic Poke Bowl
Seared teriyaki chicken, rice, pickled onion, pineapple, edamame & cherry tomato

R140

*Prices are subject to change

Pizzas

With your choice of base –Regular/ Gluten Free/ Sourdough

Classic Margarita

R100

Chorizo Pizza Sandwich

Chorizo, caramelised onions, feta, Emmental & chimichurri

R190
Mediterranean

Artichokes, olives, mushrooms, ham, sundried tomato, mozzarella & caramelised onion

R170
Milano

Mozzarella, bacon, feta & avo

R170
Regina

Mozzarella, ham & mushroom

R140

Donatello’s Pizza
Mozzarella, pulled pork, caramelised onion, BBQ sauce, roasted pepper & rocket

R195

Two Little Piggies
Mozzarella, pepperoni, bacon, garlic & avo

R170

BBQ Chicken
Mozzarella, BBQ chicken, feta, avo, red onion & peppadew

R190

Deboned Ribs

Mozzarella, deboned ribs, mushroom & caramelised onion

R180

Four Cheese
Mozzarella, cream cheese, provolone & parmesan

R155

*Prices are subject to change
From the Grill

We proudly serve 28-day aged Chalmar Beef steaks—premium cuts perfected since 1969, expertly aged for unmatched tenderness and flavour.

Sirloin (300g)

R220

Fillet (250g)

R280

T-Bone (500g)

R350

Sauces
Roasted Garlic

R40

Black Peppercorn

R40

Mushroom

R40

Cheese Chimichurri

R45

Bown Marrow Butter

R50

Tasty Sides

Chargrilled Corn topped with Parsley butter & Feta

R30

Thick cut Onion Rings

R35

Handcut Double Fried Chips

R40

Seasonal Veggies

R35

Side Salad

R35

*Prices are subject to change
Tanya's Signature Bakes

Baked fresh daily, made with love.

Brownie or Blondie with Soft Serve

R75

Cheese Cake

R75

Carrot Cake

R95

Chocolate Cake

R80

Biscoff Cake

R80

Waffle with Soft Serve

R75

Gelato Selection from the Display

*Kindly ask your waitron about our other exceptional bakery delights on display

Warmers

HOT BEVERAGES

SHORT
TALL
Americano

R33

Macchiato

R30

Cappucino

R33

R36

Dark Café Mocha

R55

White Café Mocha

R55

Red Cappuchino

R38

Café Latte

R38

Dark Chocolate

R42

White Hot Chocolate

R45

Flat White

R36

Vanilla Flavoured Latte

R50

Hazelnut Flavoured Latte

R50

Salted Caramel Flavoured Latte

R50

Milo

R36

Spiced Chai

R44

Boeretroos

R48

Tea
Rooibos

R33

5 Roses

R33

Green Tea

R33

Twinings
Mint, Earl Grey, Camomile

R35

*Prices are subject to change

Cold Beverages

COLD BEVERAGES

SHORT
TALL

DRINKS

Mineral Water Still/Sparkling 500ml

R28

Mineral water Still/Sparkling 750ml

R50

Soft Drinks (330ml)

R28

Mixers (200ml)

R26

Red Bull

R45

Iced Tea

R38

Appletizer

R38

Grapetizer

R38

JUICE BAR

Orange Squeeze

R54

Durban Delight

R59

Apple of My Eye

R59

Sunrise

R59

Sir Orange Juice

R28

Sir Fruit Cocktail

R28

Sir Strawberry

R35

Sir Cranberry

R28

Sir Mango

R40

Sir Apple

R28

Milkshakes

Bar One

R69

Strawberry

R69

Chocolate

R69

Coffee

R69

Lime

R69

Freezo’s

Peanut Butter Freezo

R60

Coffee Freezo

R60

White Chocolate Freezo

R60

Dark Chocolate Freezo

R60

Iced Latte

R50

Flavoured Iced Latte

R58

Frozen café Mocha

R55

Rose and Raspberry with Mint & Lemon Granita

R55

Matcha Freezo

R80

Matcha Iced Latte

R55

*Prices are subject to change

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